teacher called a student with a
students this way: my mother cooked a pot of pork ribs, and my father to eat, said: Oh! `` ``
before the Olympics, both from Sichuan to Beijing tourism point of view on the bus map, A: to the line by the way you cut thing killed. B went to Tiananmen Square, watching the coming and going, they can not help but speechless .......... A: speak up (gun) I can wave a dare to open? Two out of the detention center after a week the door, you look at me, I see you, i said: . in front of armed police rushed to the two wrestled to the ground.
the CPC Central Committee issued an urgent notice: Sichuanese not allowed to participate in the Olympics, too horrible. This is something.
Bai 一日 saying Shixian wandering in Xiu.
Lu Yu a farmer, the farmer heard the person of adequacy, thought he is also well known for the wood in a radius of hundreds of children, can not let this rush Li Bai Bird limelight. Then the farmer came forward
Li Bai said: ;
Li Bai is also a poem how to even Essayist, a farmer out of a pair, what is wrong right, I agreed birds.
just listen to the farmer out of the Union: ; Li Bai, where the sweat, like a long time, but also thought out, with no way out of this on the joint too. Can not only ask the farmer the second line.
farmer Han Xiao look revealed the second line: ;
sorry for Li Bai, and only his cold birds ... ...
bus CCTV reporter asked the survivors of the fire: on board hammer?
survivors: There is a hammer!
Reporter: hammer? How do you do do not bash in the window?
survivors: Do too! The hammer has a hammer!
Reporter: What? There are two hammer?
survivors: Well, there is a scoop shovel!
Reporter: shovel? It can also be used to smash windows ah!
survivors: hammer smashed the windows!
Reporter: Is not the drop hammer, smashing the window ... ...
survivors: Oh, I tell you a hammer!
Reporter: I said that the windows!
survivors: a hammer!
Reporter: What is the car in the end?
survivors: There is a yarn!
Reporter: Oh, no wonder burning so fast!
Summary: have to go out with a hammer, not a hammer to close a hammer, a hammer to grip a hammer, a hammer on the people, no to the hammer, hammer of the people.
the first day of military training, the squad leader orders: a group of shooting, second class carried the bomb, I do the demonstration. Upon hearing burst of laughs from the team, the original, squad leader of the Sichuan dialect has become the password to be listening to the students: a group of chickens, eggs dig second class, I do porridge ...........
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a gambler's name is different in each country.
in Japan called back light silver; in the Russian doll named Susi Li; in South Korea called Jin Desu; in the United States called Yuehanyuesen; in China called Suan Yi; in Germany called 里瓦尔贝斯.
Na afternoon, my classmates in the CCB to work melon cc, a woman dressed hey dirty (with neuropathy) came to his window and gave him a piece of paper to draw. Piece of paper bearing the words Off the central office shall be *** *** C.P.
I had wanted to alert the students can see neurotic woman is very serious kind, like Kazakhstan or playing the old issue of security is not old. (~ estimated that security did not have wisdom for things to do). Sure enough, the security of the na Women said: to think, to go directly to the police station. (Na security really unusual, usually a little look down on him). About ten minutes, queuing time taken slowly increased recently, neuropathy Hey woman back to the old high, holding the note, said: not all that old, old simplify office procedures, do not grant wisdom for director can withdraw money directly to the old section. expert, a Na classmates and I was a bit rash over security, the business lobby Hey people, afraid of her psychotic episode up and affect the normal order, and had hired the head of the watch. Mentally ill woman in charge and a chat with Kazakhstan, and asked her what to do with withdrawing money Yeah, mentally ill woman, said: It pointed to a nearby charge through the corner, crazy woman then happily K for the.
Security to consult food, and go to ABC, buy to wear and other things, withdraw money only going to be OK and Commercial Bank of cow! Haha, sick woman of God and to the transfer. but also brought a few banks, then: not the line. ICBC said, we here is a public line, only the public's to take, mother said I was not OK !!!!, bitch, to the CCB to withdraw money > There are two people in front to stay, it may not scheduled in advance. Students heard the front desk know by Trump asked him: Obviously people do not understand what is meant xuan to, expression at a loss. Then the waiter and repeated with emphasis: of!
The following is a first determine which parts of this dialect accent, and then translate it into Mandarin:
Hey yo! Yesterday afternoon silly is that from the H-Ha black children, Ye shall return to gods, a gray to gray to our room on the first cut the yellow sub-Le. Your child return child return (normalized children tonal) to rice blast that cut the skull of a rejection is not rejection of Kazakhstan to meet you, I vomit points, and picked up a large block of eggs A charcoal, to be hurt from the blast that cut, the results It fur a chirp, the standard stalk me a dime (Gener tonal) dilute Baba.
there was an honest exchange of Tangke 8 before I put in, I do not know to cherish, such as playing off the back when it knew when the children of your knife in my neck and cut cut Air Well , do not wear out. If God can I service the second fire, which Tangke I will say:
the years, has a very cozy feeling I put in front of, I actually did not die it Zhang. Homes, etc. I think of it, he ** no surprise myself too! ! ! Ye children of the world's most uncomfortable thing will put out in the blink of an eye. But if I give God a chance, I will give, he said: I love you.
Wazi a thief to steal someone else's land crops, just next to the other estates, housing the first couple to sleep pull the bedding. Wazi was about to pull the thief, the first male housing blanket pulled again, the woman said: Kazakhstan had children, but also a thief Wazi pull, just listen to house the first man said: Haha every old children, thieves Wazi also pull, housing head said:
know that was old, fighting running.
last night, I walked in the area west of the black, and look at fighting there who do not add the award in the Southern Song told the walk behind me, his brother Laoguan asked for Kazakhstan on the way, I say you want Le and the sun Well, he knows that you do not know ah dam reservoir sub-population to go. I say you are too dam dark head and foot boom a thing, he said he is less than Group H were to go find his old pick, I said, you always pick the one thing that the sun, he said he was not clear .. .... true to the seed to the air, I was less engaged in Xinghuo Zhang Hong grams of cat and engage in a fire last night that the crime Wazi West, the dog days granted only touch the card to do some touching things, according to two sub-examination Kazakhstan Sand jug.
1.Y Yup, you Oh baby lame handle? Do you have a good pull it! I empty your request. I picked up my head is not afraid of looking down temple ah.
hook you say your mother son, listen do not understand.
2. I said, slowly eating you baby Well, shake the way you raise the ball a lot. Long hair a mess down wisdom for your cat crazy thing ah. Trouble numb, scared living pulling Ukraine, the board wisdom for Well.
3. you do not do their homework today, tomorrow you get from the teacher. The egg is too long a fart Teng, only to touch the brothers when, pry stalks, climbing brother, a lifetime of poor wretch, when a knife maker children are angry.
4. Niang hook children have said wow, Biao loaded blame around.
5. Wang Xiaowa heart is fierce, Biao root of his partner down.
6. Do not touch the way out will be called, yellow ah. Well the fine points of doing things.
7. I register this month to pay the tuition fee to the baby, a little pull refers to the head, not daring to fight the license.
8. your cake wheat ears ah me down, beat Zhao five percent escalation head shaved, she lost back to the short pile next to the wife is not yet considered the ball.
9. Lee Erwa is a stupid bone rods, hundred and fifty, a son of a bitch on the head from the ridge to the next set, the old monk had a mouth, lack of genius report mouth. I am your uncle child, baby you do not recognize yellow cable ah. I would not fall to find that all you, you claim all the cats I wall. Heat pull! I fear you run wow Zage Well.
10. turtle lost his son to work Collage road, water is, in the angry, the net is a red shell, just want to eat cake and, less afternoon would also like to eat the root of Palestinian film rewind, find inexplicable Hall, Unlike La Gege, eat imperial grain, soil and old manure, the unit is the top pole pole of children
11. Wang Erwa used to implement, and egg bigger wanderers, you know the ball, slovenly, one day to wipe the black dermabrasion itch (grinding Pizhao itching), and just know that arrest Tintin cat, ghost writing Braille Spring Festival paintings, bold aesthetic, not good reading. What should you open yellow chamber meeting, pretend to understand, pull land wind, which was under the Chao wow, playing not to sneeze, the sky is not falling Pakistan even cook your money down, to the comfort, the piece of approval Waer day time bright white lie, and to (Gee) to discuss a cut, beggars, as a whole, oh Long?
12. tired of every market day is a day of really wet ground, walking the fine points of Kazakhstan, you see, you cross the water again poured wet Kuer play. In the height of a drink you say le, said in the ears of a child to drink le, in the end .. Well drinking weights children le son le you said children waiting for me in the drink Well, either get in pieces, and we see the thing in the wall Shui Po. Hey yo! You also get up and running, not far from me, you drive to run Sri Lanka Well, I top you ride in the former Kazakhstan. Do not have no money, said that day. You eat the bar to get cut tobacco, to get something to ask you to help me buy a Kazakhstan. Hey yo! Kazakhstan to ask you to take. Hard non-thermal weather these days, and nobody knows the food group from children to drink le eight children do get some Qigu Eggplant Oh what? Climb the old sea horse fighting Hu children, stealing feces climb, slacker son, Valley Asako, bamboo standard, looking over shuttle, kitchen machines cat, fart eggs, insects, earth dog, oil grasshopper cats, thousands of worried public, flower girl children, pink grasp, Touyou woman, bent significantly less, playing the skin worms, Kito child ... ... cooking children when building owned by the king paid search division po, Tang Qing burning brightly colored flowers, oil beads did not get one, do not pull fish gall, as the medicine tastes bitter, like he just scraped. Division head of the district with the son of Mao are full to the old, in fact, more children better chicken Oh! Write request could not finish a thing, they are written.
13. Operators seeking old is, I think you literally find the very cusp. Regardless of children le drink a unitary black children one day to say a word of God wide wide.
14. at that turtle oil, today, I literally used this knife to eat a little bit caught, not Y goods, Qieqi flesh Kuaidang very day or two you can buy a thing.
15. turtle baby wind twitched his son Mr Tan Le, white children the door, I believe that my head, eyes melon melon meters a day to know the shuttle to the Black Collage!
16. melon Wazi more, back then red shell Son Hey! day to real images in black pigs, cross, very, light know pulled muscle, three thousand eight hundred twenty-four's also about foreign dish, thin paste Akira children, gossips with the net on those melon shell, Palestinian children are pinned by the things said. Hom spherical batch Waer very old, white-light dawn of the day, Palestinian children are not do things by God wide wide, nine in ten gong, good things can not do it, the net drain pan when the stamp, like the melon Like children, do not wear pants lower river rock shower.
M: Nan wrong? and recognize you do not fall! want black I winded? climb yo! Li Bai with the Sichuan dialect translation
Quiet Night - the Sichuan dialect
the Tang Dynasty. Li Bai - Quiet Night
alas called on scene, crisis almost high indeed! The difficulty of Sichuan Road extremely difficult.
(mother also shack is a high shack is a risk, literally walking in Sichuan prohibitively immune)
Cong and Yufu, founding what a loss.
(Cong Yu Fu brother of two children, trying to conquer when they are not Xiao Lang to make a)
Seoul to forty-eight thousand thousand years, is not populated with Sai Tong Qin.
(on the vertical one over the forty-eight thousand years, all method and Shaanxi Mo who was traveling, I can only hope that Chang brothers crush disappointed, chat fat boy crazy)
Road West when the birds Taibai can Hengjue Emei summit.
(You Kan Ma, the west has played Taibaishan not block the front line, even those who can only make do evil bird bird flying over sin Emei Mountain Peak)
to destroy heroes landslide death, and then stack square stone ladder hooks.
(Looking back, our old man the father of Zuzu's ancestors, all of resurgence, as the road to catch a million lives, the mountain to dig holes and see the water bridge, to show that feeding of fresh, Stone who ended up the ladder until the stack)
Long back at six on a high standard, under the impulse wave off the back against the River.
(looking from the skull to see, mountains, towering summit, and even drove to the sun god that scared a few dragon rake, and look down at the back, surf, like a house that kind of ram for a ram to go down rejection, the water poured seventy-eight Shui, literally scared the people miserable)
Huang of flying is still not, like degree of sorrow ape monkey climbing.
(Huang would like to charge the line real, slip line field to fly a Palestinian Mihaela children, finally fly past, and apes to see across the heart of a beautiful MM Pakistan Pakistan liver to the past, very angry, even a hand ride did not have a place, but also had dry mouth water)
any plates of blue mud, Ying Yan Jiu Zhe Luan hundred paces.
Yang palpable threat reference calendar information well to take a deep sigh Ying hand on!
(boring down Xikou Qi, reach out and seek a star Laishua, looking down, frightened child I hand touched his chest heaved)
Journey to the West when I ask also? Perilous rock can not climb.
(brothers, ah, what are you going to play outside, playing'd ease, but you wisdom for when to come back? it is too difficult to go this route, the steep rock enough for you, son of a bitch to climb)
sad but see No. ancient birds, Xiongfei female from around the forest.
(see crows in the trees along the way only on the sorts of barking, male and female flying blind in the woods burst forth)
Night Moon and smell the cuckoo sings, Desolate Mountain.
(Suddenly they hear the cuckoo in the empty mountains Fighting camel whine, it was undoubtedly sad miserable)
the difficulty of Sichuan Road
extremely difficult, people listen to this withered brow!
(not literally walked the road in Sichuan, more difficult than taking the landing Shenzhou VI, to hear this, focus was turned into an old man m wanderers)
to-day is not even peak Ying Chi, dry pine sheer crags.
(from the days of rolling hills less than a foot long, dry pine Daozong hanging from the cliffs)
Fei Bao Liu
fight turbulent noise, rolling stone cliffs myriad mines.
(twitter racing rapids waterfall flows down, hit the cliff, rolling on the floor pain stone, the thunderous cry father Jiaoniang)
the risks are so rude person all the way Seoul.
(to be honest you always hit the Kazakh is a dangerous change of position, you are far away in Shanghai at 2300 kilometers)
almost to Zai Hu! Jiange towering and Cui Wei,
(also for the wisdom for here? jiange steep rugged and towering injustice everywhere, potholes)
man guards the pass, Wan Fu Mo open.
(pass Zhaqi a person is ten thousand individuals you come to the ball way too Mo)
or bandits of the Code pro, into a wolf and jackal.
(related to the brothers keep fighting if false, it will become a man-eating wolves)
North Korea to avoid the Tigers, evening to avoid the snake,
(early in the morning it will be with the Tigers possession of cats, to the late first have to beware of snake)
molar suck blood, the deadliest.
(which, molar drink blood, as sand, eat your meat, bones are not even spit)
Although the cloud
Jincheng music, as long returned home.
difficult to impossible for the county of Sichuan Road, facing west toward the long Zijie sideways!
(Sichuan walked the way he just difficult than sitting on the Mars Exploration numbers also annoyed, turned and stared helplessly to the west, giving a long sigh, hey, Chengdu, love is only eight months; hey , Chengdu, Please Forget me tonight)
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